Is Michael Patton actually a superhero?

[JacksonS]

Ok so I think I may have had an epiphany! So Clark Kent, a news paper guy during the day, Bruce Wayne was a rich guy during the day... is it a stretch to believe that Michael is a mild mannered theologian during the day and at night he is a super hero? What are your thoughts?

[Rey Reynoso]

Doubt it. With everything he has his hands in, I doubt he has time to fight any decent amount of crime. Rhome, equally busy, can't be one either. The only one who gives off an air of being casually non-busy is probably Char and I can see her fighting crime. Crushing the heads of gospel-legalizers.

[James Gibbons]

Has anyone seen Char and Wonderwoman in the same room at the same time? I think this bears looking into. But then, has anyone seen Michael Patton and Wonderwoman in the same room at the same time? Or Char and Michael? This is interesting indeed.

[Raquel]

I can see it now... Char with a big "M" on her chest (for means).

[Rey Reynoso]

And throwing a Righteousness Imputed Shrek as a secret weapon.

[Char]

I am not a pagan goddess, nor am I a modalist. I am afraid I will be forced to inflict some kind of punishment on all of you for the suggestion that I am. Oh and I'm not Michael either.

Well I could see myself crushing judaizers while yelling "SOLA FIDE SUCKAS"! So yeah maybe that one has merit. Not that it's ever happened in real life though...

I am not busy, and if I was people would die (well more people would). My providential lack of business is the combined result of living in a town of 500 people, 400 of whom are 90 or older, working nights and laziness.

At least I'm not a clinja like mem.

[Rey Reynoso]

mem's a clinja? My old master told me that clinjitsu is immensely strong and immune to nearly every weapon. When it's properly used it's almost invincible.

Bonus no-prize for whoever knows where's that is from without googling it.

[James Gibbons]

So, like when I’m minding my own business, walking along in a dark alley, look out of the corner of my eye, and see a shadowy figure with big floppy shoes, orange hair, a bulbous latex nose, a bicycle horn, and rubber throwing stars…it’s likely mem!?!?!? Cool.

Watch out for the spray from that fake boutonniere!

[Char]

Was it not obvious from the portrait of himself he uses in his avatar? Here is the rest of it.

Oh and he also has a clinja attack pie.

[Crazyupstart]

Back to the point. Did anyone read Michaels review of "Batman: Dark Night." He hit it right on the nose. He knew all about it. His mind was on the same wavelength. What's more scary is that he seemed a little more on the wavelength of the Joker instead of Battman. He really got into that guys head. HHHhhmmmmmmm............

[mem]

You will see no figure. I am invisible in alleys.

You know, I never really connected the dots before, but Char must also be a clinja. Any picture of her you see has orange hair in it.

James Gibbons said:

So, like when I’m minding my own business, walking along in a dark alley, look out of the corner of my eye, and see a shadowy figure with big floppy shoes, orange hair, a bulbous latex nose, a bicycle horn, and rubber throwing stars…it’s likely mem!?!?!? Cool.

Watch out for the spray from that fake boutonniere!

[Char]

mem you discriminate against people with orange hair by associating them with your foul horde.

And you know perfectly well that my hair is brown anyway.

[Michael Patton]

I think it would be more like the increadibles. Did you see how much weight Mr. Increadible gained after he had kids?