Is Michael Patton actually a superhero?

[JacksonS]

Ok so I think I may have had an epiphany! So Clark Kent, a news paper guy during the day, Bruce Wayne was a rich guy during the day... is it a stretch to believe that Michael is a mild mannered theologian during the day and at night he is a super hero? What are your thoughts?

[James Gibbons]

So, like when I’m minding my own business, walking along in a dark alley, look out of the corner of my eye, and see a shadowy figure with big floppy shoes, orange hair, a bulbous latex nose, a bicycle horn, and rubber throwing stars…it’s likely mem!?!?!? Cool.

Watch out for the spray from that fake boutonniere!

[Char]

Was it not obvious from the portrait of himself he uses in his avatar? Here is the rest of it.

Oh and he also has a clinja attack pie.

[Crazyupstart]

Back to the point. Did anyone read Michaels review of "Batman: Dark Night." He hit it right on the nose. He knew all about it. His mind was on the same wavelength. What's more scary is that he seemed a little more on the wavelength of the Joker instead of Battman. He really got into that guys head. HHHhhmmmmmmm............

[mem]

You will see no figure. I am invisible in alleys.

You know, I never really connected the dots before, but Char must also be a clinja. Any picture of her you see has orange hair in it.

James Gibbons said:

So, like when I’m minding my own business, walking along in a dark alley, look out of the corner of my eye, and see a shadowy figure with big floppy shoes, orange hair, a bulbous latex nose, a bicycle horn, and rubber throwing stars…it’s likely mem!?!?!? Cool.

Watch out for the spray from that fake boutonniere!

[Char]

mem you discriminate against people with orange hair by associating them with your foul horde.

And you know perfectly well that my hair is brown anyway.

[Michael Patton]

I think it would be more like the increadibles. Did you see how much weight Mr. Increadible gained after he had kids?

[James Gibbons]

Char said:

mem you discriminate against people with orange hair by associating them with your foul horde.

And you know perfectly well that my hair is brown anyway.

Yeah, well, with photoshop, I am 6'6 and look like Peter Fonda. Whom I am not, by the way.

[mem]

Depending on who you ask, I am a 300-pound trucker named Mel.

[Raquel]

I heard about a mem sighting with these guys (or was it these girls?) here... tables may have also been mentioned but I'm not positive so don't quote me on that one.

[Char]

Mem made the golden girls table dance with him??

Just when I thought the masochism had reached it's peak.

[Susan Stribich]

LOL Michael, .... well, it really isn't fair for mommy to gain ALL the weight!

[Chen Yew Lin]

Michael is my first friend on Theologica and I think almost everybody else first friend too. Anyway, thanks for finding us & the rest too, > 1000 now and put us in his boxing ring. Quite a feat. I think he has quite a lot of resources. Just think, it would be interesting if we can hear from him more on various discussions.